And all for a few pieces of kibble and a clean litter box!  At night I like to sleep up close to my mom and put my head on her pillow.  She shares.  But the other night she fell asleep and drooled on me!  Ewww, human drool!

But I guess if you have to be drooled on, mom-drool is the least offensive.  She reminded me that I barfed on her hand in the car when they picked me up from my first-beans-who-rescued-me.  She didn't get mad, only wiped it up and comforted me.

Spot drools on her all the time, and she just wipes him off with a tissue so he doesn't get all soggy, and keeps on petting him.  And sometimes even though I peep in the litterbox, my peeps get away from me and go outside the box.  Mom gets frustrated, but she doesn't get angry at me.  And, and when Jakie had worms, Mom wasn't prancing around screaming, "ewwww!", like some people, she just dealt with it.

So I guess I can put up with a little human saliva once in a while.  Cause I do love my mom.  But seriously, Mom?  If you keep kissing me, I'm still gonna slip you the tongue...